“From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!”  - Dr. Seuss

From a one-bedroom shoe box in the Financial District to a three-bedroom townhouse in Markham to a four-bedroom semi in Oakville, the rental market in the Greater Golden Horseshoe Area is seeing some unusual, unexpected and fast-paced activity. To an outsider, this rental market can be downright amusing to hear of multiple offers, bidding wars and listings renting within hours of being uploaded onto realtor.ca.  Unfortunately, this hectic environment is stressful to say the least for tenants.  With that said, here is our list of top ten reasons why renting in today’s market truly sucks:

  1. Your credit report is reviewed with a fine-tooth comb.  Sure you might have a great credit score but missing a credit card payment by one day five years ago may cost you big time.

  2. Your employment letter is scrutinized.  Why aren’t you making more money?  Why have you only been employed for three years?  Why doesn’t your title sound better?  Your manager sounded weird on the phone when called for a reference.

  3. You feel pressure to leave your pets behind.  While a landlord can’t kick you out for owning a pet after you secure a lease, you can be pooched if you disclose your pet loving habit to a landlord when making an offer.

  4. Expect to compete.  If you happen to find a place within 30 minutes of it listing on realtor.ca and the landlord’s agent miraculously needs less than the standard 24 hours to review the offer, you might be able to have your offer reviewed and accepted prior to another offer rolling in.  Any other time, you should expect to put on your boxing gloves and fight to the death for that 500-square foot condo with a view of the GO Train.

  5. Expect to lower your expectations.  As rental prices increase, all of your hopes and dreams for a new rental home might have to simmer down.  You might need to opt for a smaller unit, an option that is less updated or a home without appliances (I kid, I kid).

  6. Give away your car.  Many condos and some homes closer to the city don’t offer a parking spot.  With many new condos offering limited parking to the larger units in the building, expect to be paying a couple hundred extra to rent a spot (if you are lucky enough to find one for rent).

  7. Expect that the process will take longer than you think.  A few years ago, renting a condo was actually enjoyable.  You checked out a couple places at your leisure, chose your favourite option and negotiated on the price.  Now?  The struggle is real.  You and your agent desperately scrape together a few decent options to view within an hour of them being listed, you choose your least-hated option and offer hundreds of dollars over asking only to find out that your offer was not accepted.  The next day, you do it all again until one day, the rental gods take pity on you and convince an unsuspecting landlord to accept your offer.

  8. Expect to be rejected.  Rejection is never fun but if you are not a perfect, prospective tenant, rejection is imminent.  Work on contract for more money than if you had a full-time job?  Sorry, out of luck.  Need a guarantor?  Go live with your guarantor.  Your partner goes to school full time?  Make an offer once he graduates and has full time employment.

  9. Expect to be surprised.  Some rentals fly off the shelf so quickly that the rental agents don’t have a chance to update you and your agent prior to your showing.  You can fall in love with a unit and decide to make an offer, only to be informed that the unit leased the night before and it’s no longer available.

  10. Expect to drink.  Lots.  After every rejection, every missed opportunity and every unsuccessful experience, you might need a drink or two.  Don’t worry.  It’s completely normal.

As we have experienced and seen our fair share of nightmare rental search stories, believe it or not, there is a light at the end of the tunnel.  The right place will come in time and you just need to be as prepared as possible.  Here are some tips to get you through your rental search.

  1. Drink (see point 10 above).

  2. Hire an experienced Realtor who can guide you through the process.  Sadly, some agents who list units will ignore requests from potential tenants to schedule a viewing.  In this market, they probably figure they can rent the listing quickly without having to do much work, including showings of their own.  By having your own Realtor, you can schedule showings easily and efficiently.

  3. Be organized.  Have all of your paperwork ready to go – credit report, rental application, employment letters.  You need to be ready to make an offer immediately when you find a place you like.

  4. Don’t negotiate.  Look at the comparables and if other units/homes in the building/neighbourhood justify the list price, then offer that.  The moment you fool around with offering a lower amount, the less motivated the listing agent and landlord will be to review your offer in a timely manner.

  5. More is more.  Provide as much ammo as possible to prove you are the best choice.  Previous landlord recommendation letters, ensuring your references are ready to take a call and give you an amazing reference when the time comes, bank statements showing you can easily afford the monthly rent payments, offer to meet the landlord in person – all of these can help to strengthen your offer and put you ahead of the competition.

  6. Audit your social media accounts.  You can bet that landlords and landlord’s agents are checking you out on social media.  Set your accounts to private, remove those incriminating pictures from yesterday’s kegger at your current home and tone down any profanity or strongly opinionated posts.

  7. Know the market.  Ask your Realtor to send you recent leases in the neighbourhood that you are searching so you are familiar with the inventory and pricing in order to bring you down to earth when it comes to your must-have rental list.

  8. Make yourself available.  Your daily lunch break at Burrito Boyz might have to be cancelled in order to check out a potential rental.  Friday nights and weekends may become a little less exciting during the search process but you’ll get them back eventually.

  9. Don’t limit yourself.  Creating a search parameter of a half block radius around the DNA condos on King West might not yield too many results and will lengthen your search process substantially.  Consider different streets and neighbourhoods based on recommendations from your Realtor, friends and co-workers.

  10. Don’t give up.  You will find a rental when the time is right.  Although this post might have put the fear of God into you, you might end up being pleasantly surprised by your own search process. 

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